Saturday, September 26, 2015

The Cannons of Christianity -Phil Ochs-

It really says; "Let the little children com to blow me."
Christian cannons have fired at my days
With the warning beneath the holy blaze
And bow to our authority
Say the cannons of Christianity

Oh the children will be sent to schools
Minds of clay are molded to their rules
Learn to fear all of eternity
Warn the cannons of Christianity

Holy hands will count the money raised
Like a king the Lord is richly praised
On a cross of diamond majesty
Say the cannons of Christianity

Missionaries will travel on crusades
The word is given, the heathen souls are saved
Conversions to our morality
Sigh the cannons of Christianity

Come the wars and turn the rules around
To bend your soul on the battle ground
And the Lord will march beside me
Drone the cannons of Christianity

Cathedral walls will glitter with their gold
And the sermons speak through silver robes
Building castles amidst the poverty
Say the cannons of Christianity

Worship now and wash your sins away
Drop the coins, fall to your knees and pray
Cleanse the world of all hypocrisy
Smile the cannons of Christianity

Christian cannons have fired at my days
With the warning beneath the holy blaze
And bow to our authority
Say the cannons of Christianity

The chords are: D A D Bm G C D

Friday, September 25, 2015

The Iraq Peace Deal and the 7th Beatitude of Jesus

Based on the 7th Beatitude Jesus spoke during the Sermon on the Mount: Maybe the Republican government hating Bible bangers should spend a little more time reading the Bible than stuffing their gluttonous pig faces at church socials. This will give them more constipation than a pound of cheese and a stuck butt plug.

The 7th Beatitude Of Jesus - Demotivational Poster

Iran has many reasons not to trust the US: 

1. The coup in 1953 when we replaced their democratically elected government with the Shah so that we could steal their oil.

2. The chemical weapon we gave to Iraq that our man Saddam to used on them. 

3. Shooting down one of their passenger planes.

4. Asshole John McCain singing "bomb bomb bomb Iran".

5. Bush's axis of evil bullshit.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Mike Huckabee Fat

Mike is FAT again!
We all know that Huckabee is a charlatan but his brain dead ignorant base is too stupid to know that fact but they do believe the Bible in spite of the fact that they have never actually read it.

Huckabee is quite judgmental when it comes to same sex couples but he ignores his own sins and the sins of his base, most of whom are swag bellied gluttons like Mike. Give those judgmental hypocrites a dose of Proverbs 23:2 and let them know what the Bible says about gluttony and then tell them to pray to Jesus to give them the strength to stop their sinful eating. When they fail and Jesus let's them down their blubber will make the fires of hell burn hotter. 

I love using their own twisted logic against them. We attack leaders of these vile cults but we need to realize that they derive their power from their corrupt and depraved base. When I was younger was I naive and Pollyanna or did the people in this world get a whole lot meaner and uglier? Maybe their invective will grow so hard and ossified that it will die and collapse under the weight of it's own hateful depravity. Shine the sanitizing light on it. 

Mike The Glutton Huckabee - Gluttonous Pastor Mike Proverbs 23:2  And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Religious Liberty

Picture an asshole with flames coming out of it. It would probably look a lot like Mike Huckabee. Christians and their evil god simply love ruining things for everyone as they run their vile and ignorant mouths. It's sickening.

Ass Americans we need to stop giving religious fuck wads a pass. Evil begets evil and the situation in the Middle East is another clear example of that. The US and Britain fucked with a democratic Iran in 1953 and overthrew their democratically elected government and installed the Shah of Iran simply so that BP could steal oil. The Iranian revolution got rid of the Shah and Iran became a brutal theocracy. The God of Abraham works in cruel and diabolical ways and his followers are nearly as bad.

Mike Huckabee is indeed a flaming asshole and his supporters are worse. The hypocrisy of God's ass kissers astounds. Anyone who supports Kim Davis and her lawless tyranny are even more evil than the likes of Mike Huckabee. You Bible banging fuckers had better hope that if there is a god and if that god is fair, decent, sane and just you assholes are going to be in very deep shit.

When you dumb fuck gay hating Christards play the persecution card it make me want to slap you lying mouths and knock all your teeth down your lying throats. The ones doing the persecuting are not non Christians and non believers. The persecutors are you brain dead hypocrites who spend their lives suck-holing Jesus for fear that he will send you to hell for not properly tonguing his ass.

Only a Pedophile Would Defend a Pedophile

Thursday, September 3, 2015

The Tenets of Satanism vs The Ten Commandments

These are fundamental tenets of Satan.

  • One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
  • The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
  • One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
  • The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
  • Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
  • People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
  • Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word

The 10 Commandments List, Short Form

  1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
  2. You shall not make idols.
  3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
  4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
  5. Honor your father and your mother.
  6. You shall not murder.
  7. You shall not commit adultery.
  8. You shall not steal.
  9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
  10. You shall not covet.
More from the god of Abraham!

Crazy People With Crazy Hair - Demotivational Poster
An all knowing god created these to assholes. Thanks a lot God!

In 2007 Islam and Judaism's holiest holidays overlapped for 10 days.
Muslims racked up 397 dead bodies in 94 
terror attacks across 10
countries during this time... while Jews 
worked on their 159th Nobel Prize.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Face it, God is Evil


God Is Evil! - Demotivational Poster

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. —Isaiah 45:7

Would you do this to a child? God does things like this to children.

If you had the power to repair this child would you? God has the power and he won't.