Showing posts with label Rapturefarian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rapturefarian. Show all posts

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Fox NEWS is FAUX NEWS

FAUX NEWS


Here are some questions for the Red State liars who don't like this. This is for all the unmedicated, Fox News-parroting assclowns or brainwashed, fact-loathing wackjobs and heartless, cousin-marrying teabaggers of the retarded Nazi religious right.

Tell me, you FAUX-News-worshipping hatemonger, does your mental handicap come with preferred parking?

Tell me, you delusional, sheet-wearing redneck, which dark crevice of your rear did you pull that from?

Tell me, you torture-cheering wackjob, when you go to the mind reader, do you pay half price?

Did they teach you how to be a delusional, pitchfork-wielding misanthrope in the fascist reeducation camp?

I'm curious, you tobacco-juice-dribbling neocon-artist, does your lower intestine empty directly into your skull?

Excuse me, you Rapture-lusting Rapturefarian, but aren't you late for your Flat Earth Society meeting?